A Complete Guide to Racism in The Complete Guide to Hipster Racism

A Complete Guide to Racism in The Complete Guide to Hipster Racism

Everyone’s buzzing about this shit on Jezebel this week about how white people are racist. This article is making the rounds, because white people have discovered a new way to call other people racist – and there’s nothing white people love more than being the least racist. If GDP was measured in terms of amount of time spent not being racist, 20 somethings in Brooklyn would have driven us out of the recession long ago. Unfortunately, it’s measured in actually getting shit done – something Brooklynites are not so great…

Why Blondes In Human Resources Are Causing This Country’s Collapse

Why Blondes In Human Resources Are Causing This Country’s Collapse

The only thing dumber than a job interview is the people in human resources. For the past 30 years we’ve stuck the dumbest of the dumb in hr. The bulk of people who work in hr are cute blondes someone at the company wants to fuck, then they sprinkle in some relatives, and finally top it off with contest winners (maybe – I don’t know where they get these people). It probably made sense at the time to put these people in hr because you don’t want them doing real…

Why a Man Shouldn’t Be Miss Universe

Why a Man Shouldn’t Be Miss Universe

Plenty of controversy over in the land of Trump! Canada’s Miss Universe contestant “is/was/insert pc verb here (I’m too lazy to look it up)” a MAN! Which is a problem because the competition has a stipulation that each contestant be a naturally born female, and┬áJenna Talackova was born a male and had sexual reassignment surgery at age 19. On the one hand, you feel for Talackova. “We’ve been training together for eight months so we’ve become close,” she said of the other contestants. Then her dumbass lawyer Gloria Allred chimes…

Planned Parenthood Rejects More Money Than They Whined About Losing….

Planned Parenthood Rejects More Money Than They Whined About Losing….

Planned Parenthood just rejected $500,000 from Tucker Max. “Like many nonprofits, Planned Parenthood reserves the right to decline offers of gifts and grants that may be discriminatory, are for purposes outside of our mission, or are too difficult to administer.” Basically, Planned Parenthood didn’t want money from Tucker Max because he’s a great big douche. Which he is. They were mad about some jokes he made about Planned Parenthood, like this gem: “Planned Parenthood would be cooler if it was a giant flight of stairs, w/someone pushing girls down, like…