McDonald’s “Genders” its Happy Meal Toys Because It Makes Kids Happy

McDonald’s “Genders” its Happy Meal Toys Because It Makes Kids Happy

The internet is celebrating a courageous teenager who got pissed off six years ago when a McDonald’s McDouble slinger offered her a “girl’s toy” with her Happy Meal. I know we set the bar for heroes pretty low these days, but I’m not sure we should include someone who is still pissed they were offered a free My Little Pony toy when they were a tween. The girl recounted her horrific tale this week on Slate: In the fall of 2008, when I was 11 years old, I wrote to the…

A Look At The Hilarious Demands of Dartmouth Students

A Look At The Hilarious Demands of Dartmouth Students

Dartmouth students have decided to wage war on the evil, oppressive administration by laying the smack down with a sit-in that seems to be sanctioned and almost encouraged by the administration. The students are mostly mad about micro-aggressions against minority groups. Almost tens of students had the balls to stay overnight in the president’s office – because bigoted instutions often let groups of faux angry minorities host slumber parties on their property. The students have now released a freedom budget, which is apparently serious business. It’s like a normal budget…