2016 Was Not The Worst Year Ever

2016 Was Not The Worst Year Ever

While well-adjusted celebrators spent New Years Eve trying to find similarly desperate people to kiss, many other people made like Mariah Carey and used the holiday as a tool for complaining. It seems like half of the internet was tweeting about how 2016 was the worst year ever. The cries of the awfulness of 2016 were supported by the irrefutable evidence that (a) Trump was elected president and (b) a number of celebrities died. But the fact that a bunch of celebrities passed away is not a result of some 2016 curse, it’s a result…

What The Media Would Look Like If Democrats Were Dogs and Republicans Were Cats

What The Media Would Look Like If Democrats Were Dogs and Republicans Were Cats

If this election proved anything, it’s that Americans are becoming more and more partisan. Issues don’t matter, what matters is that the other side is wrong. Always. It’s even been proven that our minds change based on who the idea is associated with. We’ve already covered how the media calls out Trump for things they would praise Hillary for. And it seems Republicans would vote against sunshine if Obama came out in favor of it. If you go a left-leaning media site and then a right-wing media site, you’ll realize that…

Hope Is Not Political

Hope Is Not Political

Michelle Obama is making headlines for her Oprah sit-down interview, during which she stated that America is “feeling what not having hope feels like.” The statement appears related to the election of Donald Trump, which somehow signaled the end of hope to Michelle Obama. Because what does a former first lady, in line for a multi-million dollar book deal, with a Harvard-bound daughter, have to be hopeful about? In a matter of weeks, she’s going to have to leave her mansion and move in to a different mansion – the whole scene is…

Online Shopping Has Ruined Christmas Gifts

Online Shopping Has Ruined Christmas Gifts

The Holiday Season is upon us, which means that we all have to purchase useless goods manufactured in CHYNA (it’s new official name) to give to the loved ones in our lives…who gave us presents last year. Some gift giving is easy. You can buy your alcoholic secretary a bottle of wine and call it a day. The garbage men can get new sets of gloves to prevent paper cuts as they dispose of all the thrown out “Stronger Together” yard signs. But then there are the people in your life…

The Media Would Call Trump’s “Blunders” Hillary’s Victories

The Media Would Call Trump’s “Blunders” Hillary’s Victories

Trump faced media criticism this week for saving jobs and taking a phone call from a long-time U.S. ally. I’m sure smarter people than I could set forth a compelling argument as to why the deal with Carrier sets a dangerous precedent, or how formalizing relations with Taiwan is not in the best interest of America. But I’m even more sure that if Hillary Clinton was doing these things, the media would be dressing her up in a green pantsuit so that she could replace Andrew Jackson on the twenty dollar bill. Mainstream…

Hillary Joining The Recount Confirms She’s A Bigger Baby Than Trump

Hillary Joining The Recount Confirms She’s A Bigger Baby Than Trump

Hillary Clinton posted a message on her Facebook page stating that her camp would be participating in the recounts in Michigan, Wisconsin and Pennsylvania. While the Clinton campaign acknowledge that there was no “actionable evidence of hacking,” the campaign will still participate in Jill Stein’s recount “to ensure the process proceeds in a manner that is fair to all sides.” Hillary’s response is a far cry from her pre-election stance, back when she was heavily favored and worried Trump might claim the election was rigged. Back then Trump’s comments were viewed…

“Fake News” Is Just Lies

“Fake News” Is Just Lies

Facebook announced that it will crack down on “fake news,” which many Democrats are now blaming for Hillary’s election loss (after previously blaming it on racism, sexism, misogyny, angry white men, uninformed voters, the KKK, Gary Johnson, the media, Russia, James Comey, Jill Stein, and seventy other reasons besides running an unlikable candidate with no new ideas). While fake news is not the reason Trump garnered 300+ electoral votes, it is still horrible. The news should come from people like Walter Cronkite with trustworthy mustaches, not dorks on the internet making things up to…

The Left Was Stunned By Trump’s Win Because They Were Willfully Ignorant

The Left Was Stunned By Trump’s Win Because They Were Willfully Ignorant

Just prior to the election, Seth Myers created a viral video that made the case for Hillary (Seth Myers videos never go viral because they’re funny, only because they reinforce existing ideas). In the clip, Myers talks about how unpopular both candidates are, and then goes on to explain how its hard to choose between Hillary and Trump. He points out that Hillary used a private email server, and then he shifts to Trump and lists off a litany of Trump offenses that continue nearly as long as the counting of votes in Michigan…

The 2016 Election Will Show If Voters Matter

The 2016 Election Will Show If Voters Matter

Once the polls close on Tuesday, something bigger will be revealed than whether Hillary or Trump will be president. When the results are read, we will learn whether American votes actually count, or if our political process is so controlled by insiders, corporate interests, and the media, that our votes are about as valuable as the right to buy Cleveland Browns playoff tickets. A Trump victory would be the ultimate proof that Americans do have a voice. His election would mean that citizens are free to choose whoever they want, even…

Democrats Are Bashing Comey Because They Don’t Trust Voters

Democrats Are Bashing Comey Because They Don’t Trust Voters

After FBI director James Comey announced that the FBI would be re-opening the investigation into Hillary’s email use, Democrats have turned their former golden boy into a punching bag. Comey fell faster than Hillary collapsing from heat on a 73 degree day. While months ago the media praised Comey for his unbiased steady hand, now they decry him as partisan and accuse him of committing crimes. Democrats are claiming that Comey’s announcement, less than two weeks prior to the election, breaks the FBI’s long-standing tradition of not taking action to influence…