The Difference Between Bill and Hillary

The Difference Between Bill and Hillary

If anyone was wondering what the difference between Bill and Hillary Clinton was, this week made it as clear as the secret service’s instructions to keep Bill away from the interns. While Bill made headlines for shutting down protesters with a fact-filled tirade, Hillary tried to prove how much of a New Yorker she was by holding up the subway for a photo opp – because there’s nothing New Yorkers love more than being inconvenienced by tourists. Starting with Bill, he showed the old man’s still got it when he…

The Women’s Soccer Team Isn’t Experiencing Wage Discrimination

The Women’s Soccer Team Isn’t Experiencing Wage Discrimination

The U.S. women’s soccer team has filed a wage-discrimination lawsuit with the Equal Employment Opportunity Commission, alleging that they are unfairly paid less than the men’s soccer team.  And at first glance, the women have a point. They’re complaint alleges that they are paid about 25% less than the men, even though the team made $20 million more in revenue last year. However, soccer officials have disputed those figures as misleading, citing the fact that the numbers reflected a year in which the women won the world cup while the men weren’t even playing…

Batman, The Problem With American “Successes”, and Hillary Clinton

Batman, The Problem With American “Successes”, and Hillary Clinton

Despite getting only 28% approval from critics on Rotten Tomatoes, Batman versus Superman made $166 million domestically in its opening weekend and over $400 million worldwide. Variety announced that Batman killed the “puny” reviewers. Forbes even argued that the movie made big money because of the bad reviews. But just because audiences are ignoring critics, that doesn’t mean they’re ignoring the fact the movie is hot garbage. Batman v Superman isn’t making money because people like the movie, it’s making money because people love Batman and Superman – they have fond memories of…

The Hulk Hogan Jury Was Right To Shut Down Gawker

The Hulk Hogan Jury Was Right To Shut Down Gawker

A Florida jury awarded Hulk Hogan $115 million in his lawsuit against Gawker after the website posted a clip of his sex tape and deemed it “news.” While the site argued that posting the video was protected by the first amendment, the jury felt differently and decided to fine it an amount so large it could only be paid with a novelty size check. For the most part, the internet is cheering the Hulkster possibly bankrupting Gawker media. If 60 Minutes or the BBC had posted the video, perhaps we’d be having…

Republicans Shouldn’t Run Ads Against Judges Who Aren’t Running

Republicans Shouldn’t Run Ads Against Judges Who Aren’t Running

Since the moment Justice Antonin Scalia died, Republicans and Democrats have been arguing over his still-warm seat like they were trust fund kids whose creepy rich uncle was killed in an ascot-tying-accident. Republicans are claiming that it is too late in his presidency for Obama to exercise his constitutional right to appoint a nominee, even though Scalia died in February during a year which is unlikley to end until December. Conservatives are now planning on delaying any vote until the next president is sworn in, and in order to stop Obama from getting…

By Calling Ghostbusters Racist, Liberals Are Showing How Closed Minded They Are

By Calling Ghostbusters Racist, Liberals Are Showing How Closed Minded They Are

After the trailer was released for the new Ghostbusters reboot, you would think internet liberals would feel satisfied – that they would see the all female cast, feel content, and fall asleep watching Fuller House on the Ikea bed they are airbnb’ing from a Finnish man they met in their sushi-rolling-class. Yet to know ones surprise, the hordes were still angry – focusing their rage on the fact that SNL star Leslie Jones’s character, the only black Ghostbuster, was also the only Ghostbuster not to be a scientist. The Mary Sue, The Root…

Trump Isn’t Beating The GOP, He’s Beating the Media and Facebook Liberals

Trump Isn’t Beating The GOP, He’s Beating the Media and Facebook Liberals

After winning 45% of the votes at the Nevada caucus, Donald Trump is the clear favorite to win the GOP nomination. Barring a concerted effort by the Republican establishment to stop him, which is apparently being discussed, it seems inevitable that Donald Trump, creator of Trump Steaks and peddler of his golden “super premium” vodka, will be the Republican nominee for president. Trump’s rise has caught pundits off guard. Back in July, Trump’s campaign was perceived as such a joke that the Huffington Post declared that they would only cover it…

A Dinner Conversation With President Trump, President Putin and Supreme Leader Kim Jong-Un

A Dinner Conversation With President Trump, President Putin and Supreme Leader Kim Jong-Un

In 2017 after his resounding election, President Trump meets for dinner with fellow world leaders Russian President Vladimir Putin and North Korean Supreme Leader Kim Jong-un. This is a transcript from that dinner: TRUMP: You know I have to tell you Vlad, this is quite the spread you’ve set out for us. Very impressive. PUTIN: Thank you, friend. The steak was from a cow who was made hardy by being forced to wrestle his human master in Siberian wilderness. It is illegal in Russia to eat an animal you cannot…

No One Is More Establishment Than Hillary Clinton

No One Is More Establishment Than Hillary Clinton

During the last Democratic debate, Hillary Clinton, who has been anointed the 2016 front-runner for nearly a decade, incomprehensibly took offense to being called an establishment candidate: Well, look, I’ve got to just jump in here because, honestly, Senator Sanders is the only person who I think would characterize me, a woman running to be the first woman president, as exemplifying the establishment. And I’ve got to tell you that it is… (APPLAUSE) It is really quite amusing to me. The idea that Hillary is an outsider is preposterous. Hillary Clinton claiming she…

Curvy Barbie Won’t Solve Any Problems

Curvy Barbie Won’t Solve Any Problems

Mattel recently announced that Barbie will be getting three new body types: “petite,” “tall” and “curvy.” People are already declaring the makeover to be a much needed change towards a more realistic and obtainable body type for the doll, though in fairness even “curvy” Barbie is not all that curvy. Sure, she’s not nearly as hot as normal Barbie, but anyone who dated online knows that if your date describes herself as “curvy”, she’s going to be much, much heavier than this new Barbie. But while the media rushes to champion the new…